First Grade Proverbs

Yesterday I stole a lesson plan from Pinterest and had the kids finish well-known proverbs as a writing prompt.  
Below are some of their completions (what a wise class I have!):

Boys will be tall.
Boys will be okward turdles.
Boys will be stinky.
Crime does not help.
Crime does not save peple.
Curiosity killed me.
Don't count your chickens before they poop.
Don't count your chickens before they peck your....bum!
It is no use crying over a argument.
It is no use crying over bunnees.
It is no use crying over people!
Let sleeping dogs sleep.
Let sleeping dogs dream.
Look before you cross the street.
Look before you sneek in.
Scratch my back and I'll scrach my lunch box.
Scratch my back and I'll wait and wait and wait.
Those who live in glass houses should not be happy.
Those who live in glass houses should not live in thar!
Those who live in glass houses should not brake their house!!!!!
True love never loses.
True love never ends.
True love never stops!!!
Two heads are better than 100,200.
When the cat's away, the mice will eat your cheese.
When the cat's away, the mice will skrash you.
Birds of a feather kick birdes butt.
An apple a day evry day.
The early bird gets the barry.
A bird in the hand is worth a lot.
A bird in the hand is worth ten $.
A bird in the hand is worth thowsands of dollers.
A fool and his money make freinds.
A fool and his money is lost.
A fool and his money spends, spends, spends, spends, spends.
Absence makes the heart silent.
Absence makes the heart soft.
Absence makes the heart break.
Actions speak louder than dreams.
All is freedom in love and war.
All is thrills in love and war.
All work and no play makes Jack tired.
All work and no play makes Jack sad.
All work and no play makes Jack angre, anshious, and bad.
Beggars can't have enything.
Barking dogs never be quiet.